
Evelyn Jack


Hi, my name is
Jack
Evelyn
Corporate escapee. Treasure seeker. Fitness lover. Rebel with a ridiculously good intuition. I wasn’t born to follow a script—I was born to write my own. This space is where I share my journey of reinvention, mindfulness, and a little bit of magic.
Life’s more fun when you stop asking for permission (unless it's sex).
My Story
I’ve never fit into a box—and I never tried to. I flunked standardized tests, crushed corporate goals, and always felt like an imposter. So I walked away. From boardrooms to Bohemian, I rebuilt my life around curiosity, freedom, and purpose. Now, I blend mindfulness with adventure, help others achieve their fitness goals, dig for buried treasure, and advocate for neurodivergent voices like mine. I didn’t just reinvent my path—I made it up as I went, and I’ve never felt more myself.
Breaking Free from the Ordinary
Bohemian Roots and a Wild Spirit
I was born to hippie parents who believed in curiosity over conformity and nature over noise. My childhood was filled with adventure, self-expression, and an unshakable belief that life should be lived on our terms. Those early years shaped me into someone who values sustainability, holistic wellness, and community—things that still guide me today.
Revolutionizing the Pet Industry
In the 2000s, I made waves in corporate America by shaking up the pet industry. I had a vision, and I made it happen—turning pink into the unofficial color of canine fashion and proving that even the most unexpected ideas can become cultural phenomena. That chapter of my life was exhilarating, but deep down, I knew I wasn’t built for boardrooms and bureaucracy.
From Corporate to Bohemian
After leaving the pet industry, I found myself diving into the fast-paced world of high-tech and cross-cloud computing. It was an entirely different frontier, filled with innovation, problem-solving, and the kind of challenges that kept my brain buzzing. I thrived in this space, but as time went on, I felt the same pull I had before—the need for something more authentic, more aligned with who I truly am.
I believe that if we leap, the net will appear, and so I leaped again! I walked away from the corporate grind once and for all and returned to what felt most natural to me—adventure, creativity, and freedom. Now, I split my time between leading fitness classes and treasure hunting, blending mindfulness with the thrill of discovery. Finding my true self was hard. Seeing myself for who I had become was upsetting. But the best decision I ever made was to unravel my full potential and start betting on me.
Queen of the Nerds
I’m a fierce advocate for women’s rights, neurodivergent empowerment, and reimagining intelligence beyond outdated systems. I believe in sustainable living, holistic wellness, and creating communities where individuality is celebrated. Somewhere along the way, I earned the title “Queen of the Nerds,” and honestly, I wear it with pride. I want to inspire others—especially those who feel like they don’t quite fit—to embrace who they are, unapologetically.
Today's Adventures
I’m a rebel with a cause, a treasure hunter with a love for the unconventional, and a firm believer that life’s greatest adventures begin when you dare to rewrite the rules. Whether I’m leading a sculpt weights class, digging for buried treasure, or challenging the status quo, I live my life authentically—and I encourage others to do the same. After all, the world doesn’t need more people who follow the script. It needs more people who tear it up and write their own.
The Dread Pirate Wesley
aka, "Dreadly"
The Modern Day Lorax
Dreadly grew up in the same rural Colorado town as Evelyn Jack, walking the same school halls from middle school through college—but their paths didn’t cross until years later. Today, he’s a devoted father and husband, quietly supporting his family with strength, love, and a healthy dose of nerdy brilliance.
Though he’s paid to be an engineer, Dreadly would never let a job title define him. A former MMA fighter turned eco-innovator, he’s passionate about creating sustainable solutions that reduce waste and restore balance to the planet. Whether he’s inventing tools that simplify everyday life or designing systems that shrink our footprint, Dreadly moves through the world with intention—and a quiet, powerful purpose.
Evelyn calls him the modern-day Lorax. And like the Lorax, he speaks for the trees... and builds a better world for the people he loves.
